Ms. Ava Blue: So you know how my gym offers the pole dancing class?
Darling Boyfriend: Yes :).
MAB: The new location is going to offer a strip tease class as well.
MAB: But wait, my story gets better. The Park Slope gym has a class called "Turning Tricks".
DB: When they offer a class called "Covering Your Bruise", you need to switch gyms.