25 May 2009

Recession sex, it's what's for dinner.

Businesses are closing, maybe you're hanging on by a thread at your own job, things are tough...  but you know what, you can always have sex.  And that's why "first-quarter sales of personal lubricants soared 32% to $41.2 million, according to Information Resources Inc." in AdAge.  If you've got a willing partner, sex at home costs way less than concert tickets.  Sure, you should spring for the aforementioned lube, and perhaps your birth control of choice (because remember, babies are VERY expensive), but there's free porn on the Internet, and you've probably got some pervertibles in the house already anyway, so go have some low-cost, stress-reducing sex, people.     

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